Tuesday, May 22, 2007
My Weekend
Friday, May 18, 2007
6month visit to the doctor
4 shots :(
and "she's way ahead of the curve" when it comes to physical development (i.e. crawling and pulling up).
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Fairie Festival Pictures as promised
Monday, May 14, 2007
My First Mothers Day
Friday, May 11, 2007
Monday, May 07, 2007
6 months and a maniac
We set up a blanket and has Esther crawling around and playing with her toys. Several people passed by and took pictures of my beautiful baby and then exclaimed "Is she crawling??!!" and then "How old is she?!" when i tell them 6 months people give me a weird look and then tell me how incredibly early that is. I tell them that she started getting around at 4 months.
There were tons of other babies there. Also, all these other babies were placidly being pushed around in their strollers (or as Stephen says, "prams"). They were quiet, calm, happy, mellow, and sometimes sleeping babies. One baby who was 5 months and about 4lbs heavier than Esther let me hold her and laughed and smiled and was as happy as could be. WHAT THE HECK???!!! Babies don't come like that, do they?? What model did she get? Is it broken or something? Maybe it was the meticulous diet sans sugar and just about everything tasty that i was on while pregnant that has turned my child into the hyper, super aware, busy-body that she is. I should have smoked cigarettes, drank beer, bathed in soda-pop, and ate my body weight in twinkies. Then maybe I would be a well rested woman.
In other news: I just scheduled Esther's 6 month Doctor's appt. for 2pm next Thursday. Which will really mean Ben will come home at 1pm clean up. I'll nurse her, change her, pack the diaper bag, get out to the car buckle her into her seat, then she'll poo all over the place and we'll have to unpack her and the seat clean them both up change her outfit and then try it again.
So we'll be late to the appointment, but that won't matter cause we sit there for like three days anyhow waiting for someone to see us. Then we finally get called they weigh her and poke her and tell us how cute and aware she is. Then we wait for three more days until someone comes to see us and listen to Esther's heart. Then that person leaves and a nurse comes in with needles and Esther screams and gives me that "you betrayed me" look and my heart breaks. And I have a small panic attack thinking that the immunizations are going to give her Autism or some other awful disease. Ben calms me down. I breathe into a paper bag while Esther happily chews on a tongue depressor and then we finally get our act together pile into the car. Have a brief argument about whether or not we should get a pizza for dinner on the way home. and Finally around a week later we get home and eat and make our way to the bed time routine which comes about 5 minutes before i have to get up and go to work.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Things that Drive me Truely Nuts!
1. Strangers who call me "honey" or other pet name.
2. Personalized licensed plates
3. People who don't use their blinker when changing lanes (you know who you are!)
4. People who don't understand that "passive voice" is not an actual grammar problem but a stylistic preference.
5. People who mispronounce "supposedly" by saying "supposably."
6. When someone repeats what i just said in the form of a question. e.g. "What would you like for dinner?" "What would i like for dinner?"
7. When my groceries aren't bagged properly. i.e. cold stuff with cold stuff. soap and cleaning products NOT with the food and preferably in a plastic bag. bread and eggs on top.
8. The fact that it's damn near impossible to find reasonably priced non-sweat shop baby clothes, or any clothes for that matter.
9. When anyone suggests that I should give Esther formula, as though i didn't know that option existed.
10. Looking at the calendar during the first few days of a month and realize that all my weekends are already full.
Okay, i could go on and on and on but it's a busy crappy day and i should really get to it.








